Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers.


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**And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book,** **Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants**, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the** **third** letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the** **second** letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the** **third** letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.*

Sloopy Chickenfanny .
Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Nan:
Chickenfanny .
"It Fits!"
~~~~ I had 'tons' of little icons saved up the forum changes erased them all.
BOO WHOO!
So I can't show me on my back laughing like crazy!

I laughed my feathers off too!

shake your booty!!!

Willy ~~~~ Boobie Farkletush

jj ~~~~ Goober Dippinhiney

" " Necon ~~~ Greasy Dippindoodle ~*~

This message has been edited. Last edited by: terry,

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Originally posted by terry:
Necon ~~~ Greasy Dippindoodle ~*~

Now that's funnier than mine!

I love to laugh! I guess that means I'll never grow old. ...or just not act my age.

By my real name wouldn't it be doombah farkle. hello Nan

Sheeeesh i hope there isnt any potential libel there
I like - ( Doombah Farkle-Tush ) better!