Drinking with a Alabama Girl

A Mexican, an Arab,


and an Alabama girl are


in the same bar.
When the Mexican


finishes his beer,


he throws his glass


in the air, pulls out


his pistol, and shoots


the glass to pieces.


He says, 'In Mexico ,


our glasses are so


cheap we don't need


to drink with the same one twice.'


The Arab, obviously


impressed by this,


drinks non-alcohol beer


(cuz he's a Muslim!),


throws it into the


air, pulls out his


AK-47, and shoots


the glass to pieces.


He says, 'In the


Arab World, we have


so much sand to make


glasses that we don't


need to drink with


the same one twice either.'


The Alabama girl,


cool as a cucumber,


picks up her beer,


downs it in one gulp,


throws the glass into


the air, whips out her


45, and shoots the


Mexican and the Arab.


Catching her glass,


setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,


she says,

'In Alabama ,


we have so many


illegal aliens that


we don't have to


drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless Alabama

Ask the Indians what happens when you don't control immigration ................

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